The House  /  The Five-Second Rule

Bagging Area

Self-checkout: “Unexpected item in bagging area.” The item is your dignity. A man in a red vest is walking over. He has seen this before. He will see it again.

Okay, we lied. That was ten seconds. Bag it yourself.

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