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# On My Way
- URL: https://www.wonderousworldsofwords.com/five-second-rule-on-my-way/
- Published: 2026-10-30T10:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-30T09:59:59.000Z
- Author: Tyler Bussell
- Tags: The Five-Second Rule

You texted “on my way.” You are not on your way. You are not wearing pants.